funkstrology:

Aries: singing intensely, pretending they’re in a music video for it

Taurus: loves the lyrics more than anything, knows every word and you will hear them singing them over the song

Gemini: singing thinking that everyone else on the road is watching them when literally no one is

Cancer: strangely sings the songs in weird little voices/accents, very unpredictable with the aux, be wary

Leo: never ever ever lets the song finish and turns the volume down to talk about some shit??

Virgo: owns the aux and rightfully so, they put on jams you don’t even know about yet, they show you the light

Libra: they get crazy into it like don’t you dare turn the volume down for anything

Scorpio: all up in their feelings even if it’s fucking nickelback

Sagittarius: hands are everywhere from air drums to punching the air to being a orchestrator

Capricorn: does a weird moves with their shoulders, half assed moves

Aquarius: always, always hand them the aux, they’re the only you can trust will come thru 100% of the time

Pisces: puts on their jams and sings and let’s it all out, loves listening to music in the car the most

hoeofficial:

aries: manipulative god complexes, shouldn’t be in control but always is somehow, is cool and chill outwardly but is a huge asshole in reality
taurus: loves food and sleep, really messy, really sweet but will fuck you up if you push them over the edge
gemini: probably some of the best people you’ll ever meet but have fucked up pasts
cancer:super cool, probably always high, kind of everyone’s life goals but is probably really fucked up emotionally
leo: rlly chill, always excited, texts in all caps, very gay, probably your lowkey crush
virgo: a lot of social anxiety, is a pretty cool friend but is v sensitive and makes drama/fights out of everything
libra: i’ve never met a libra idk anything abt them they’re probably myths
scorpio: pretends to be evil but is really just overly emotional band trash, still emo in 2015 
sagittarius: always spouting philosophical bullshit, likes video games and coffee, really loyal friends
capricorn: always starting drama, can be really happy one minute and really mad the next, you always feel like you’re learning more about them every day
aquarius: perfect hair, viewed as a sex god, likes all time low
pisces: really quiet until you get to know them, v chill and v sad, probably should be being cuddled all the time